Dog is man’s best friend. And when this guy was given the ultimatum of choosing between his girlfriend and furbaby, he was taken aback. He and his partner had been dating for four years and were ready to move in together, but now he had a decision to make. The answer hit him immediately, and he took to Craigslist to make a post…
“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”
Perfect answer! How great is that?? 😀 Make sure you show this to all of your friends!