Thanks to @cat_shaming on Instagram, we have lots of undeniable proof that cats are jerks and like it that way. They show no remorse for the way that they are, just look at the 19 photos below. Cats will be cats!
1) “I was looking for my favorite coffee cup this morning…”
2) “Hello my name is Connie (not my actual name as I’m a stray and the family I harass gave me that name) I was fed once and now I expect to be fed everyday and if I’m not fed I’ll meow until they come out and feed me and if they ignore me then I meow and stare at them from the kitchen window (without blinking) till they do.”
3) “Hobbes here. I like to freak out visiting humans by draping myself over the electric fireplace. Don’t worry, it’s not hot, plus, it gets me all kinds of attention (which I promptly ignore and pretend to hate).”
4) “My name is Salt and I cost my mom $330 for a vet appointment only for them to diagnose me with being stressed since my moms boyfriend (who I like better) was gone for a week. Here I am in his lap. Love you, daddy!!!”
5) “Dodger here… I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website. I’m a very important kitty.”
6) “We stole (and ate) 1/2-lb. of bacon while no one was looking. And now we are fat and happy.”
7) “My name is Milo and I make my human carry me to bed every night. If she refuses I will argue with her and sit down and wait until she picks me up and takes me to bed with her. Why should I walk? I am king.”
8) “My name is raven or rather raven Houdini. I can master any cone they put on my head! So mom has just resorted to putting old baby dresses on me! Have yet to figure out how to lick my stitches with this device on…”
9) “This is Kyo, who has repeated this process four times already this morning!”
10) “Bit my human two seconds after taking this picture, Happy Valentine’s Day!”
11) “Hi it’s me Maki, this is my bowl idk why my mom keeps putting fruit in it.”
12) “I got my head stuck in a trash bin lid trying to eat the plastic liner… then I tried to escape through my cat door from embarrassment… I got stuck again.”
13) “Look at the toy my mom bought me!”
14) “My name is Colonel Mustard and I refused to be nice to my aunt, even though she came over to feed me my favorite food twice a day for eleven days while my parents were out of town. I protested her presence the entire time “
15) “My name is Leia and since my hooman got himself a roomba I demand it be turned on when I’m bored. And everyone knows roombas work best at night.”
16) “Hello ! I am Munini and I live in the countryside of southern France. I have already killed an olive tree while sharpening my claws but today I preferred something more chic, more urban … Chanel.”
17) “This is Boo. He spent the day alone and this happened.”
18) “I chased a stray kitteh from my garden and almost had my ear bitten off. Now I’m on antibiotics and contemplating my life’s choices. 10/10 will do it again”
19) “Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened.”
h/t Bored Panda
